Idiot Child

I Could've Been Better

By thirty, some people choose to rip their own throats out in despair. I chose to enter an over-10s swimming competition...

I could've been better.

Here is the story of how.

Somewhere between stand-up comedy and theatre, Idiot Child make funny, unusual and bleak work that always places the audience at its heart.

"Inventive, unpredictable, and laugh-out-loud-funny. A sublimely uncomfortable celebration of failure." Venue magazine.

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